2005 entries
2004 entries
2003 entries
2002 entries
2008-02-08 - New and Improved
2008-02-01 - Loose stool water
2008-01-26 - Don't insult The Google
2008-01-23 - Shut up, grandma!
2008-01-22 - New year, new Groovy Decay
2008-01-11 - Attack of the Crazy Hippie
2007-12-14 - The Dog Scientologist
2007-11-13 - Irritable all over
2007-11-02 - Non-stop martini-swilling
2007-10-25 - Do not allow me near your children
2007-10-12 - The Gay Agenda
2007-10-09 - Souls of dead space aliens
2007-10-04 - Someone get that girl a biscuit!
2007-09-27 - Scottish-themed amusement park
2007-09-18 - Highs of the Lowlands
2007-09-08 - Windmills and milkmaids
2007-08-31 - Death by noodles
2007-08-22 - Painful granite
2007-08-16 - Quizcoms
2007-08-06 - New template!
2007-07-30 - Magic Dick sex scenes
2007-07-24 - Tell that to Don Cheadle
2007-07-16 - Violent bloody death
2007-07-03 - Egyptian tree-climbing dog
2007-06-27 - Boutros Boutros Gali...Chris Waddle
2007-06-11 - Bathroom-cleaning leprechaun
2007-06-01 - Tally ho and pip-pip!
2007-05-24 - All Geek All The Time
2007-05-17 - That's why they call me 'Small Balls'
2007-05-08 - Honey, get the traps
2007-04-25 - Waxing the floor in a twin set
2007-04-16 - No more alarm clocks!
2007-04-10 - Amazing Meerkat Man
2007-03-28 - House with a name
2007-03-24 - Movin' on up
2007-03-07 - French fire ants
2007-03-01 - Bye bye you American guy
2007-02-21 - Blind retard convention
2007-02-12 - Shit angels
2007-02-01 - Olga
2007-01-26 - Abairdeeeeeen
2007-01-23 - Pigamy
2007-01-16 - Christmas: the recap (part 2)
2007-01-09 - Christmas: the recap (part 1)
2006-12-19 - Cunts
2006-12-12 - A gladiatorial event featuring Sellotape
2006-12-06 - Drowning in pussy
2006-11-27 - Hooray for hillbillies
2006-11-20 - The Second Sofa (on the grassy knoll)
2006-11-10 - Giant fucking ferris wheel
2006-11-01 - Little Fagan bastards
2006-10-24 - Amish drive-by shooting
2006-10-16 - The Karmic Roundabout
2006-10-10 - The bovine invasion
2006-10-05 - Document controller
2006-10-03 - His daughter the stripper
2006-09-27 - Have you smelled poo today?
2006-09-22 - Pony pony
2006-09-18 - Part of the problem
2006-09-13 - Hott Spock Action
2006-09-08 - You put the hippo in hypocrite
2006-09-04 - Bag of bees
2006-08-31 - Farewell, sweet phone!
2006-08-29 - The Common Long-Billed Scrote
2006-08-24 - No free pop for you!
2006-08-21 - Paint-Only Fridays
2006-08-15 - Here's to you, Madame Robinson
2006-08-09 - Featuring a former member of Styx!
2006-08-02 - Lady Macbeth: chimneysweep
2006-07-25 - Channelling Lucille Ball
2006-07-20 - Spontaneous outbreaks of mass hugging
2006-07-17 - Home again, home again
2006-07-12 - Going home!
2006-07-08 - Stampede time
2006-07-04 - Cavedwelling
2006-06-27 - A Tale of Two NOTHINGS
2006-06-20 - Fourteen inches?!?
2006-06-15 - Cruel summer
2006-06-06 - Bride of Romero
2006-05-30 - The big announcement
2006-05-23 - This is me Chuck
2006-05-19 - Lickable crotch
2006-05-16 - Cricket lesson
2006-05-12 - More breasts and banking
2006-05-09 - Groove City Riot
2006-05-05 - Montpellier
2006-04-28 - To Montpellier with love
2006-04-25 - Magical new boobs
2006-04-20 - Will write scathing editorial for food
2006-04-18 - Land of Sheep
2006-04-11 - Just this flounder!
2006-04-07 - Death is not an option
2006-04-04 - Monkey monkey!
2006-03-29 - The Canadian contingent
2006-03-24 - Guantanamo Airlines
2006-03-20 - Dreadlock raft
2006-03-15 - That's entertainment
2006-03-09 - Hamburg humbug part 3
2003-03-03 - Hamburg humbug part 2
2006-02-28 - Hamburg humbug part 1
2006-02-23 - Spoon Man
2006-02-17 - Club and hot girls
2006-02-14 - Groovy Kind of Lunch
2006-02-09 - The Mad Frenchwoman
2006-02-07 - A happy planet
2006-02-03 - Quest for immobility
2006-01-31 - The late licence lament
2006-01-26 - Farewell Turkish whorehouse
2006-01-24 - Need help! Send tractor!
2006-01-19 - Lost Weekend: a photo essay
2006-01-14 - Eyebrow factory
2006-01-10 - Portal to Hell
2006-01-06 - Breakthroughs in advertising
2006-01-03 - Revenge of the Zombie Death Party
2005-12-30 - Best bar fight ever
2005-12-28 - The Pineapple Incident
2005-12-22 - Frosty, then not frosty
2005-12-19 - Serial accessory pilferer
2005-12-14 - Harpy in a wood chipper
2005-12-09 - The Samuel Pepys of Kilburn
2005-12-06 - Frenchie's big leap
2005-12-01 - Kidnapped by minotaurs!
2005-11-28 - I am Tawny Kitaen!
2005-11-24 - Red House confidential
2005-11-22 - Attack of the human squid
2005-11-18 - International Quakers
2005-11-16 - Raging bitch hound
2005-11-10 - Girls Gone Wild
2005-11-07 - My uncle is a porn thief
2005-11-04 - Necklace of Doom
2005-11-01 - Tusky McGee
2005-10-28 - Mystical Moor of the Dart
2005-10-24 - No One Knows I'm Belgian
2005-10-20 - I am prawn cracker
2005-10-17 - Very nearly Kate
2005-10-12 - The lady's not for pulling
2005-10-07 - Wolf Man
2005-10-04 - My meeting with Monster Truck
2005-09-30 - Zombie Zeitgeist
2005-09-28 - The Avatar of Tedium
2005-09-23 - Bucolic parsimony
2005-09-20 - Becoming Bukowski
2005-09-12 - Will put out for electronics!
2005-09-09 - I am an ornamental doorstop
2005-09-05 - Damn the Irish
2005-09-02 - Oyster!
2005-08-30 - Existentialist philosophers in disguise
2005-08-26 - Is that gentrification I smell?
2005-08-25 - Wheelie-bitch
2005-08-19 - Ich bin ein Londoner
2005-08-14 - Baudelairian bouquet
2005-08-10 - Robin Smith: Woman of the People
2005-08-05 - The Oracle of Misfortune
2005-08-03 - Fuck off, sun
2005-08-01 - I'm back...again.
2004 entries
2003 entries
2002 entries
2008-02-08 - New and Improved
2008-02-01 - Loose stool water
2008-01-26 - Don't insult The Google
2008-01-23 - Shut up, grandma!
2008-01-22 - New year, new Groovy Decay
2008-01-11 - Attack of the Crazy Hippie
2007-12-14 - The Dog Scientologist
2007-11-13 - Irritable all over
2007-11-02 - Non-stop martini-swilling
2007-10-25 - Do not allow me near your children
2007-10-12 - The Gay Agenda
2007-10-09 - Souls of dead space aliens
2007-10-04 - Someone get that girl a biscuit!
2007-09-27 - Scottish-themed amusement park
2007-09-18 - Highs of the Lowlands
2007-09-08 - Windmills and milkmaids
2007-08-31 - Death by noodles
2007-08-22 - Painful granite
2007-08-16 - Quizcoms
2007-08-06 - New template!
2007-07-30 - Magic Dick sex scenes
2007-07-24 - Tell that to Don Cheadle
2007-07-16 - Violent bloody death
2007-07-03 - Egyptian tree-climbing dog
2007-06-27 - Boutros Boutros Gali...Chris Waddle
2007-06-11 - Bathroom-cleaning leprechaun
2007-06-01 - Tally ho and pip-pip!
2007-05-24 - All Geek All The Time
2007-05-17 - That's why they call me 'Small Balls'
2007-05-08 - Honey, get the traps
2007-04-25 - Waxing the floor in a twin set
2007-04-16 - No more alarm clocks!
2007-04-10 - Amazing Meerkat Man
2007-03-28 - House with a name
2007-03-24 - Movin' on up
2007-03-07 - French fire ants
2007-03-01 - Bye bye you American guy
2007-02-21 - Blind retard convention
2007-02-12 - Shit angels
2007-02-01 - Olga
2007-01-26 - Abairdeeeeeen
2007-01-23 - Pigamy
2007-01-16 - Christmas: the recap (part 2)
2007-01-09 - Christmas: the recap (part 1)
2006-12-19 - Cunts
2006-12-12 - A gladiatorial event featuring Sellotape
2006-12-06 - Drowning in pussy
2006-11-27 - Hooray for hillbillies
2006-11-20 - The Second Sofa (on the grassy knoll)
2006-11-10 - Giant fucking ferris wheel
2006-11-01 - Little Fagan bastards
2006-10-24 - Amish drive-by shooting
2006-10-16 - The Karmic Roundabout
2006-10-10 - The bovine invasion
2006-10-05 - Document controller
2006-10-03 - His daughter the stripper
2006-09-27 - Have you smelled poo today?
2006-09-22 - Pony pony
2006-09-18 - Part of the problem
2006-09-13 - Hott Spock Action
2006-09-08 - You put the hippo in hypocrite
2006-09-04 - Bag of bees
2006-08-31 - Farewell, sweet phone!
2006-08-29 - The Common Long-Billed Scrote
2006-08-24 - No free pop for you!
2006-08-21 - Paint-Only Fridays
2006-08-15 - Here's to you, Madame Robinson
2006-08-09 - Featuring a former member of Styx!
2006-08-02 - Lady Macbeth: chimneysweep
2006-07-25 - Channelling Lucille Ball
2006-07-20 - Spontaneous outbreaks of mass hugging
2006-07-17 - Home again, home again
2006-07-12 - Going home!
2006-07-08 - Stampede time
2006-07-04 - Cavedwelling
2006-06-27 - A Tale of Two NOTHINGS
2006-06-20 - Fourteen inches?!?
2006-06-15 - Cruel summer
2006-06-06 - Bride of Romero
2006-05-30 - The big announcement
2006-05-23 - This is me Chuck
2006-05-19 - Lickable crotch
2006-05-16 - Cricket lesson
2006-05-12 - More breasts and banking
2006-05-09 - Groove City Riot
2006-05-05 - Montpellier
2006-04-28 - To Montpellier with love
2006-04-25 - Magical new boobs
2006-04-20 - Will write scathing editorial for food
2006-04-18 - Land of Sheep
2006-04-11 - Just this flounder!
2006-04-07 - Death is not an option
2006-04-04 - Monkey monkey!
2006-03-29 - The Canadian contingent
2006-03-24 - Guantanamo Airlines
2006-03-20 - Dreadlock raft
2006-03-15 - That's entertainment
2006-03-09 - Hamburg humbug part 3
2003-03-03 - Hamburg humbug part 2
2006-02-28 - Hamburg humbug part 1
2006-02-23 - Spoon Man
2006-02-17 - Club and hot girls
2006-02-14 - Groovy Kind of Lunch
2006-02-09 - The Mad Frenchwoman
2006-02-07 - A happy planet
2006-02-03 - Quest for immobility
2006-01-31 - The late licence lament
2006-01-26 - Farewell Turkish whorehouse
2006-01-24 - Need help! Send tractor!
2006-01-19 - Lost Weekend: a photo essay
2006-01-14 - Eyebrow factory
2006-01-10 - Portal to Hell
2006-01-06 - Breakthroughs in advertising
2006-01-03 - Revenge of the Zombie Death Party
2005-12-30 - Best bar fight ever
2005-12-28 - The Pineapple Incident
2005-12-22 - Frosty, then not frosty
2005-12-19 - Serial accessory pilferer
2005-12-14 - Harpy in a wood chipper
2005-12-09 - The Samuel Pepys of Kilburn
2005-12-06 - Frenchie's big leap
2005-12-01 - Kidnapped by minotaurs!
2005-11-28 - I am Tawny Kitaen!
2005-11-24 - Red House confidential
2005-11-22 - Attack of the human squid
2005-11-18 - International Quakers
2005-11-16 - Raging bitch hound
2005-11-10 - Girls Gone Wild
2005-11-07 - My uncle is a porn thief
2005-11-04 - Necklace of Doom
2005-11-01 - Tusky McGee
2005-10-28 - Mystical Moor of the Dart
2005-10-24 - No One Knows I'm Belgian
2005-10-20 - I am prawn cracker
2005-10-17 - Very nearly Kate
2005-10-12 - The lady's not for pulling
2005-10-07 - Wolf Man
2005-10-04 - My meeting with Monster Truck
2005-09-30 - Zombie Zeitgeist
2005-09-28 - The Avatar of Tedium
2005-09-23 - Bucolic parsimony
2005-09-20 - Becoming Bukowski
2005-09-12 - Will put out for electronics!
2005-09-09 - I am an ornamental doorstop
2005-09-05 - Damn the Irish
2005-09-02 - Oyster!
2005-08-30 - Existentialist philosophers in disguise
2005-08-26 - Is that gentrification I smell?
2005-08-25 - Wheelie-bitch
2005-08-19 - Ich bin ein Londoner
2005-08-14 - Baudelairian bouquet
2005-08-10 - Robin Smith: Woman of the People
2005-08-05 - The Oracle of Misfortune
2005-08-03 - Fuck off, sun
2005-08-01 - I'm back...again.