2007-05-24

The All Geek All The Time entry!

ALAN PARTRIDGE REFERENCES THAT WOULD MAKE GREAT ALBUM NAMES

1. Classic Intercourse
2. Scum. Subhuman Scum.
3. Cook Pass Babtridge
4. Shitty Zombies
5. Smell My Cheese, You Mother
6. Ruddy Bloody Brave
7. Inner City Sumo
8. Spinal Column in a Bap
9. Sound Like The Devil
10. Buck Rogers Toilet
11. Sex Festival

'WITHNAIL AND I' HARD-CORE FANDOM QUIZ

Tick all that apply. Have you ever...

- shouted, "Monty you terrible cunt!" at the top of your lungs in a crowded room?
- ordered "cake and fine wine" in a tea shop?
- ruined a mini-break by constantly insisting, "We've gone on holiday by mistake"?
- even further annoyed your travelling companions by proposing toasts at every meal "To a delightful weekend in the country"?
- walked past a pair of police officers questioning someone behind their police van and screamed, "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!"? (Probably just me then.)

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