2007-05-17
MY HUSBAND IS A STRANGE AND FASCINATING CREATURE
“God, what a great day! I’m going to make some coffee before the cricket starts.”
“Is that a good idea? You’re already vibrating at a dangerous rate. You might explode and spray internal organs all over the kitchen.”
“But then you’d discover I’m not made of organs at all. I’m actually filled with tiny balls. You’d come downstairs and they’d be bouncing all over the place. You’d pick up an arm and balls would fall out.”
“Are you stoned?”
“…No. And so that’s why they call me ‘Small Balls’!”
“Oh, is that why.”
Hey, do you want to see some pictures of bunnies in my garden? YEAH YOU DO!