This is wrong for about a million reasons. For starters, combining the concepts of ‘lickable’ and ‘small child’s crotch’ is only going to appeal to a very specific market demographic.
Housemate V is very fond of a) enormous sunglasses and b) ‘Yo mama!’ jokes. Sometimes these two propensities come together…with hilarious results! Imagine if you will: we are in a fish & chip shop, purchasing some fish and also some chips. V, standing at the counter, is accosted by an older gentleman who gently teases her about her sunglasses. “Bet you can’t see much through those glasses!” he says cleverly.
V is not in the mood for ribbing. “I can see enough to fuck your mom,” she says expressionlessly.
The gentleman is clearly aghast. “My mother is dead,” he says.
“Yeah, that didn’t stop me,” says V. While the man stands in complete shock, making small choking noises, V calmly pays for her chips and leaves. I follow her out the door, trying to act as though I’ve never met her in her life whilst simultaneously laughing my ass off.
As we walk down the street, V’s phone rings. She fishes it out of her pocket, glances at the display, and cheerfully answers, “Hey mom!”
Excellent.